Sheep Sandwich anyone?

I've got what I think is an entry black hole happening.

I write an entry in my head, get anywhere near a computer at an appropriate time to be writing such drivel, and it falls into the black hole, never to be seen or heard from again.

Why is it that no matter how tired I am AT work, I can be drooling face down on the desk all night, as soon as it hits 7am, I'm wide awake and ready to run amok.

Why?

All I want to do is sleep. I have to do it again tomorrow night. And the night after, why not let me sleep?

Why do I have to be all wired awake and stuff?

I went out for breakfast, read a trashy magazine that the cafe supplies (no wonder they're so popular), had a nice relaxing hot chocolate, felt dozy, came home.

And I am AWAKE.

In chocolate related news, I'm not a huge chocolate eater.

Once in a while, I feel like some chocolate. Not that often, and usually only if it is wrapped around a biscuit, or some sort of fruit.

Last night, I decided I needed some energy, of the instant sugary kind, to keep me awake.

So, I investigated the office fridge, and found tim tams, and a little tub of chocolate mousse.

So, being a thinking kind of woman, I used the tim tam to eat the chocolate mousse.

And you know what? As awesome and superchocolaty as I THOUGHT it would taste, it really didn't.

I was just overkill, and it made me feel sick.

Which was really rather disappointing.

In other news, there is apparently some sort of restaurant chain in the UK called Jumbuck's.

Now, when told this, I thought they'd sell sheep. Or lamb. Or mutton. Because, that's what a jumbuck IS.

Apparently it's a pie shop.

But they sell jaffles.

Jaffles being squeezed together toasted sandwiches, usally with liquid fillings.

I'm confused.

And I'm finally tired.

My god. I've just realised that reading this puts ME to sleep.